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Getting pulled over like
- Policeman: Do you know what this badge means
- Me: Yes sir
- Policeman: What does it mean
- Me: It means all Pokemon up to level 70 will obey you sir
- Policeman: Damn right it does
Strip-dnd - instead of HP you have pieces of clothing
If you play a Tank you have to put on more and more layers of clothing
*probably-bad-rpg-idea stamp of approval*
*shows up looking like the stay puft marshmallow man* the paladin is here to protect you friends
Blue is fuckin’ tight.
Well he’s got a point there.
“Why are making those blue, dude?”
“‘Cause blue is fucking tight.”
“Oh.”
everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season
Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me
baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps
what’s the dark souls of food
Anything with sauces.
Durian
boiled ramen noodles with watery turkey gravy
or this one vegatable and rice soup my mom made once that was literally grey
The real Dark Souls of food is a fresh steak, blue as can be. So blue it’s bloody. So fresh it’s still mooing. It’s fighting back. You are armed with a butcher’s knife and facing down a massive, bloodthirsty bull. You must dodge its horns and hooves, slay the beast, carve your steak from its flesh, and prepare and eat it yourself before the staff will unlock the restaurant doors and let you go home to your family. After you roll clear of the bull’s first few charges, the sous-chef comes out of god damn nowhere, clad only in rags and a burlap sack with eyeholes cut out of it, and tries to lay into you with a cleaver. “Be wary of enemy,” yells your server helpfully. “Try rolling.”
It’s a pretty good steak. Your friends really wish you would shut up about it. You are insistent that they have to visit that restaurant sometime. When one of them finally agrees to go, you are ready. After your friend rolls clear of the bull’s first few charges, you burst out of the restroom in a bulletproof vest and rush them with a baseball bat. The real steak dinner starts here.
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